I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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