Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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