Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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