the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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