Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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