Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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