mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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