Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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