On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
