I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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