you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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