After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Are we still banned from the library?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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