Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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