my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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