I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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