Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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