on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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