Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I have tasted many bathrooms
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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