What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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