New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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