Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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