My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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