My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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