I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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