My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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