so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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