Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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