it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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