Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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