Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The Olympian is in my bed
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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