Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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