I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
