it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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