This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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