would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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