Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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