I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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