Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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