i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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