i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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