talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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