either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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