sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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