I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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