after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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