Rock
Scissors
Fuck
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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