Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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