That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
