with your own penis?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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