Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
