No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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