he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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