I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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